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We're reading the Wheel of Time series of fantasy novels by Robert Jordan!

We read about 5 chapters every episode, and we recap the events of the story, so you don't have to read along unless you want to.

Join us!

Jun 14, 2019

Rand studies the Andoran history of kissing cousins, while Egwene gets some hands-on (lips-on?) practice in kissing with Gawyn. Then Rand meets the White Tower's delegation and they have a competition to see who can underestimate the other the most.

Your hosts are Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake), Micah Sparkman, and Alice...


Jun 7, 2019

Egwene is almost back in action. Mat fends off a sneak attack by some mystery Aiel and finds a grisly message. Rand meets some semi-friendly Ogier and takes them on a field trip to Shadar Logoth.

Your hosts are Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake), Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan (@alicemsullivan).

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May 31, 2019

Rand splits his time between ruling Caemlyn and Cairhien, and gets an message from Sammael that is pleasantly worded but unpleasantly delivered. Then Egwene and Rand have a snippy argument, just like old times.

Note: the audio is crackly in some places. The person responsible has been sacked.

Your hosts are Jeff Lake (


BONUS: Dream cast for the Eye of the World

May 28, 2019

Who would YOU cast to play Rand? How about Moiraine?

As a bonus for our wonderful patrons, we sat down and discussed our which actors we would cast for a movie/show adaptation of the Eye of the World.

We give our picks for the original crew that left Emond's Field: Rand, Mat, Perrin, Egwene, Nynaeve, Moiraine, Lan,...


May 24, 2019

Nynaeve and Elayne discover that the fate of the world hinges on a mysterious bowl in a locked room in a city with no street signs. Then they survive a furniture attack! Meanwhile, Egwene discovers dream sex the hard (but fun) way.

Your hosts are Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake), Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan (